Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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