New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
