my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We need to rekindle our bromance
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Randomize
