Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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