Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
whose parrot is this?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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