they need to just BURY HIM!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Help. Why am I so naked?
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