it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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