Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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