But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Enjoy the penises
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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