No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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