maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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