He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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