But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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