she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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