Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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