KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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