Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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