if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
its not stalking. its research.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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