we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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