Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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