Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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