just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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