I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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