My hand turned me down
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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