Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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