i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
third nipple confirmed
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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