I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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