so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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