508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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