Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
