Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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