with your own penis?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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