Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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