Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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