i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
vagina is talking i cant
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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