There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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