Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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