ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
