So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
