My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
