my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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