I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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