I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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