I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Actions speak louder than pants.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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