He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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