we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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