a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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