i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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