suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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