Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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