Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
